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Ron White- Eskimos & Grizzlies
Part of a Ron White Comedy from Blue Collar Comedy Tour(one for the road)
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Bill Engvall- I'm an Idiot
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Part of a Bill Engvall comedy from Blue Collar Comedy Tour(one for the road)
Probably , Ron White has never come to Omaha,Nebraska. (No, I'm NOT Anglo-Saxon)
You ain’t gonna become shit 🧸💩
Back in the day when comedy was comedy
Easy Sea🐎 be 😬 ice skeet 🍩 tha Ring 🐎🚢 Fisher Price 👈🤨 well Hell there goes all tha ice everyone smoking, shooting, are eating it not for everyone feel me Judge Lorri slamming so hard tha Nike check flipped flopped !!
0:44-0:47 0:53 1:50-2:00 2:03-2:06 2:45-3:03 3:10-3:16 3:39-3:45 ❤😂🎉
Fairbanks Natives are Athabaskan Indians, NOT Eskimos! The insufferable dude got it wrong by 300 miles! BTW, I CAN'T STAND Americans like him that joke about people of other races not like themselves AND THINK they're funny TOO!😝🤪
Frosty!
I still don't see how Alaska is boring. Ron is not an outdoorsman I guess. Also Eskimos are in Greenland, not Alaska. But whatever Ron. We like ya anyway.
When I was stationed in Fairbanks, the bars didn't close.
This is NOT a RUclips Video. There is NO VIDEO!!! What don’t you understand about RUclips VIDEO??? DON’T Subscribe to this channel, it’s clickbait… 😡
Nowadays Ron would be cancelled. Lmao
I was stationed at Fort Jonathan Wainwright in 1960, right at Fairbanks, Ron, you ought to have seen it then.
That is funny.... Laughed my ass off
Lmfao 🤣
Love u man. We need u.. we all need a good laugh.
Bear shit happens.
I live in Alaska in the middle of three native groups. Fairbanks, Anchorage is the same, plenty of "natives." I put "natives" in quotation marks because the natives and whites, even those in the farthest reaches of nowhere, have been fucking each other for about 300 years. Pure blood group? Not on your life. Every "native" in Alaska under the age of 75 is partly white and the few over that age are also very likely partly white. The blood of the people they hate (white people) flows strongly in their veins and anyone under 35 is probably significantly or mostly white. Even though, like Elizabeth Warren (aka "Pocahontas") they only recognize and claim the "native" portion of their ancestry. "What do you mean you're native? You just got done telling me you're 3/4 Mexican and your native grandmother is partly white? You're actually MEXICAN, not native but "native" comes with loads of free shit so that's what you claim. Free to you, anyway.
1:31 When he says “they got pissed off” I almost choked on my drink lol
Norm MacDonald did something very similar. He told Homeless jokes at a Homeless shelter. They hated it... and Norm plays it off like he can't understand why which makes it so much funnier. I always loved Norm. Smartest guy in the room trying to convince everyone he was the dumbest guy in the room. And he would do things like bomb at a charity event on purpose so that he could laugh about it later with comic friends. I miss that ol chunk of coal.
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I can't believe out of all the stand up I have watched that I haven't even heard of this guy , shameful of me he's a gem.
Oh man , you have missed out. But you can make up time. This is my favorite comedian.
if you love non-PC humor, my favorite is Doug Stanhope. Ignore his awkward man-show performance. They probably just wouldn't let him do his own thing on their dime.
That's because your on one side to long and the other cant catch up
Priceless!
It is a wonder the left wingnut PC crowd haven't put out a contract hit on Ron before now.
You mean the Right Wing who wants to ban everything that offends them.
@@tcanders123 Bwahahaah! Yeah Sparky. It is the "right wing" that invented Cancel Culture, TechnoLibTard censorship via Twitter, FaceShit and Goooooogle, and History Modification in the classroom. Bwahahaah! Libtards are so entertaining! You should do your own comedy show! Bwahahaah!
I know of two Eskimo people that are beautiful! Ariel Tweeto and her sister are pretty good looking young ladies, along with a girl I went to High School with. I will not mention her name, but she was beautiful, and if she didn’t have a crush on my buddy, I would have asked her out, but I never interfere with the possible happiness of a brother. These guys were brothers!
Of course he's generalizing. There are always outliers. Like there are actually a few ugly Cuban girls in Miami. I didn't see them when I was there but there must be some!
I don't know if I can outrun that bear, but I can outrun you!
Need the video not just audio
I'm Eskimo. This was extremely funny. Not a rule that you cannot laugh at yourself
No there is not a rule that you can't laugh at yourself, but, there are so many people looking for a reason to be pissed off about something that they refuse to see humour in anything. All they do is look for a reason to be offended. Thank you very much for seeing the humour in this and not being the average everyday asshole. No I am not calling you some sort of special asshole, but, just saying. LOL
@@ONTHEEDGEFRED thanks for being real. I laughed my ass off at your skit. Lots of us don't take offense at this, instead it's the most funny stuff we've ever heard. But you are right, there are a few sensitive assholes out there trying to get attention from your skit. Don't stop brotha, you make people laugh their ass off. Even my Eskimo ppl
salvadore sutton you're not Eskimo. You're an alt lite troll race baiting on the Internet. Quit hiding behind a screen.
Sure right when watching the weather look up to tha left just a touch to the left of Texas that is look along the American, Canada Border and Billings is really Blue Flames from California forste fires and chimneining up 🌫️🌫️ towards Anchorage Alaska 🛷🏔️ sending Drunkin Eskimos and Daughter Blue Bell Brenham Texas 🥸 hint 🐷 oink oink 🐷🐗is not 🐷 is so change yo draw's man brown is trash that paints UPS trucks and toy Horses 🐎🐴 and a few wheat pennies!!!
🙃Hilarious Man he kills me lmbo🙃👍
Ass you mean!😂😂
I've seen the movie by end you want him to die
Be nice , You go to any city in America, you’ll find local drunks laying on the side walks in danger of Exposer to the cold . Ron White should of taken the time to visit the Airmen at Eielson Air Force Base and The solders at Fort Wainwright Army Base . Instead he got drunk with boredom.... there’s a lot more to this place than Mr Ron White’s hotel room.
He's a funny guy but just another dude from the Lower 50 who knows nothing about the north.
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I spent a week there, one afternoon!
bore hole , ak
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I didn''t find this funny at all. Just more southern racist bullshit.
I love this guy
"your never gonna be shit" "well your wrong papa, tomorrow morning when this bear pushes me through his bowels, i'm going to become a steaming pile of bear shit, i hope you're proud daddy, you have no idea what i've been through to make your dreams come true, i had to be digested, do you know what that's like daddy?, i suppose you don't." XD
You ain't gonna be shit.🤣
Most guys drink until the girls look good, and as Ron says, they usually start looking good by closing time. However, most Eskimo girls are so ugly they end up going home alone. I guess even a male Eskimo can't get that drunk.
It's "fewer" -- not "less Inuits". Spell check ........! * Cav *
Poking through a pile of bear crap I found a ring, cell phone, and gold wrist watch !!! It pays to poke through a pile of bear shit !!
The Darwin award should be in the That gold metal event starts with O
For the common folks, Gumps everywhere!!!
Alright RW u got me by my left nut. So here goes. Did you know Arkansas invented the toothbrush? It used to be called the teeth Brush!,, now get back scathing!
What a dick!
I got a DUI test driving a car in Fairbanks Ak
Chad Prather
What are you drinking during your ranting?
Scotch.
"purest race" translates in American English to "horribly inbred."
Yeah the bear ate him which was O.K. with me. He was a putz. But he got his woman killed. A double putz.